Now, can you tell us by what you see in this picture, if the defence’s case holds water?

Now, can you tell us by what you see in this picture, if the defence’s case holds water?

Jun 16, 2022 von Megacorp

Now, can you tell us by what you see in this picture, if the defence’s case holds water?

Vinny Gambini: Ms. Vito, it has been argued by me, the defence, that two sets of guys met up at the Sac-O-Suds, at the same time, driving identical metallic mint green 1964 Buick Skylark convertibles.

Mona Lisa Vito: Because there is no way that these tire marks were made by a 1964 Buick Skylark convertible. These marks were made by a 1963 Pontiac Tempest.

D.A. Jim Trotter: Objection, Your Honor! Can we clarify to the court whether the witness is stating opinion or fact?

Vinny Gambini: I find it hard to believe that this kind of information could be ascertained simply by looking at a picture!

Bill: We think they’re trying to set us up as patsies, Ma. You know how corrupt it is down here. They all know each other.

Vinny Gambini: Yeah, well, the man’s a seriously accomplished lawyer. If he checks up on this guy, his name will come up all over the place.

Get my ass kicked or collect $200

Vinny Gambini: [ the cook puts a big blob of lard on the stove ] Excuse me, you guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?

Vinny Gambini: I understand you played a game of pool with Lisa for $200, which she won. I’m here to collect.

Vinny Gambini: Oh, a counter-offer. That’s what we lawyers – I’m a lawyer – we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Let me think. I could use a good ass-kickin’, I’ll be very honest with you. nah, I think I’ll just go with the two hundred.

Vinny Gambini: You like to renegotiate as you go along, don’t you? Well, here’s my counter-offer. Do I have to kill you? What if I were just to kick the ever-loving shit out of you?

Vinny Gambini: Oh, no, no. in reality. If I was to kick the shit out of you, do I get the money?

Vinny Gambini: So, here are my options. Option A: I get my ass kicked, or Option B: I kick your ass and collect the 200. I think I’m gonna go with Option B: Kickin’ your ass and collecting $200.

Lisa: Because I used a Craftsman model 1019 Laboratory Edition Signature Series torque wrench

Vinny Gambini: [ about his secondhand suit, which has an 18th-century look and is red ] I bought a suit. You seen it. Now it’s covered in mud. This town doesn’t have a one hour cleaner so I had to buy a new suit, except the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu. Got that? The whole store got the flu so I had to get this in a second hand store. So it’s either wear the leather jacket, which I know you hate, or this. So, I wore this ridiculous thing for you.

Vinny Gambini: [ Vinny is the lawyer, but Stan thinks he is there to sodomize him ] Look, it’s either me or them. You’re gettin’ fucked one way or the other.

Vinny Gambini: Yeah, it’s your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your fuckin’ knees.

Vinny Gambini: [ Vinny hears a drip in the motel bathroom ] Weren’t you the last one to use the bathroom?

Lisa: [ sighs ] If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model faucet requires a range of 10 to 16 foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torquage.


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